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As many of you know, I am working as a research attorney (or law clerk) for the Supreme Court of Guam. Guam's Supreme Court is the only appellate court in the territory. It hears any appeals from the Superior Court, which is where trials are held. If you go on a bender, fly into a violent rage with a machete, and decide guilty pleas are for pussies (eyewitnesses, DNA evidence, and confession be damned), you'll wind up there first. As of this writing, there is a major murder trial going on.
